About QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL
EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM
QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL is a difficult 2D physics comedy about helping a stylized crawling baby cross 100 meters to reach Mom.
Sixteen keys control eight joints in both directions—every shoulder, elbow, hip, and knee. Build a crawl, drag forward, roll, or turn a bad landing into a new technique.
A SEEDED NURSERY GAUNTLET
Each course scatters 27 household hazards across the padded floor: bottles, keys, socks, slippers, TV remotes, smartphones, and roaming robot vacuums.
Retries keep the same course layout so you can learn it. Choose New Course whenever you want a different seed.
FAIL, ADAPT, REACH MOM
- 100-meter physics challenge
- 16-key bidirectional ragdoll controls
- Seven distinct household obstacles
- Stable seeded retries and personal-best tracking
- 13 interface languages
- Windows 64-bit
Falls are recoverable. Progress is earned one awkward movement at a time.